GROOMED?

‘I’m off to Hove tomorrow’, I announce to the family.  They turn and stare.  ‘What are you doing?’  they enquire suspiciously. ‘I’ve got a blogbuddy I’ve known for years, and we’re meeting for the first time.’ ‘So tell us about it’, they say.  ‘Male or female?? ‘ ‘Female’, I say … and they immediately chorus  […]