SO A HIGGS BOSON PARTICLE GOES INTO A CATHOLIC CHURCH …

So a Higgs Boson particle goes into a Catholic church, and the priest recognises it and says, ‘Get out of here! We don’t want your type in here.’ ‘Why? What have I done?’ says the particle. ‘You call yourself the God particle’, says the priest: ‘that’s blasphemy. Get out!’ To which the Higgs Boson says, ‘But without me, how can you have mass?’
(Ash Wednesday ‘joke’ from the Principal of Wycliffe Hall)

Computer simulation of Higgs event

(image from cms.web.cern.ch)

17 thoughts on “SO A HIGGS BOSON PARTICLE GOES INTO A CATHOLIC CHURCH …

  1. Hahahahaha…wonderful that!!!xxx

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    1. 😉 awful jokes in theological colleges :no:

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    1. I do wonder if the ordinands were awake when the Principal got up to speak. If they weren’t before he started, they certainly were after he finished 😉

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    1. It is a bit ho-ho-ho, I agree 😉

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    1. I bet the Principal was all bright and cheerful at morning prayers when he cracked this one … it’s enough to keep a sleepy theology student awake!! 😉

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  2. Excellent……Hugs! xx

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    1. thought you might enjoy it too 😉

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  3. So true, so true.

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    1. Discuss, on one side of the paper only …. 😉

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      1. I dare you to post it on your blog 😉

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      2. What on earth for?!

        Your other site will do, I doubt that the Bosun will cause too much turmoil on it…so, I dare you to post it on yours 😉

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      3. It’s a deal … you send it to me and I’ll post it :yes: :))

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      4. What a complicated circuit. 🙄

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