HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A FISHMONGER’S STEEL

Hub has been beavering away at tracking down some of his ancestors, and has discovered this story about a first cousin called Albert Kitchener ‘Styx’ or Sticks Stapleton (nobody seems to know whether his nickname was because he was a drummer, or because he perhaps had thin legs …)

He was in the Scots Guards and then in the Buckinghamshire Constabulary, and family stories have it that he used to do duty at Windsor Castle, and take the present queen for rides on his bicycle when she was a child.  A fun story if true!

A newspaper report of the time said that ‘he was awarded the King’s Police Medal for gallantry. He attempted to arrest a burglar who threatened to shoot him with a revolver. The burglar had stolen £90 worth of property from houses in the district and attempted to escape. Sergt. Stapleton chased him for two miles across fields and eventually captured him by hitting him over the head with a fishmonger’s steel, which he seized from a cart, having lost his truncheon in tthe pursuit.’

!!!!! obviously a man of enterprising spirit.

(image from http://cyclestyle.com.au/6134/queen-rides-bike/  )

(PS Can’t help thinking …  what’s the betting that today, a judge would congratulate the thief for being brave … and the policeman would get a fine instead of a medal,  for misuse of a weapon … where did it all start getting so stupid??????????)

61 thoughts on “HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A FISHMONGER’S STEEL

  1. What a wonderful tale! Yes I bet he would have been punished today….

    Wat are you and Spicy like eh????? lol xxxxx

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    1. :crazy: :))

      That’s when policemen were allowed to be the long arm of the law!!!

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  2. It is so interesting finding out about our forbears. What a great story !
    And I loved the fishy talk between you and Spicey.LOL !! :)) xx

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    1. Mad as each other :crazy:

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  3. Halt in the name of the law – or I’ll chase you! And he did! My daughter has relocated to Christchurch and is flat out tracing relations here there and everywhere.

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    1. Yes, it can become quite addictive!

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  4. It’s very interesting tracing the ancestors and surprising what you find out . . . . .I wonder what future generations will think of us :)) . . . . .he certainly took his job seriously and I bet they didn’t let the thief off with a slapped wrist :no:

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    1. things were much more clearcut in those days, methinks :yes:

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    2. Yes, I’d rather not think about what future generations will think of me 88| It was so much easier to be a policeman in those days :yes:

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  5. Well fancy having such a bold and illustrious relative! with Royal interactions and acts of derring do! Marvellous! 🙂 I look forward to who else Hub uncovers – it’s all fascinating stuff… keep thinking I will look into my family tree and see what lurks….|-| but everybody I know who has been looking into their ancestry has fascinating tales to tell!

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    1. I was watching the ‘who do you think you are’ on John Bishop last night, who was stunned to discover that his gt-gt-grandfather had had a very fine ‘basso profundo’ voice, had started off as a lay vicar in Chichester cathedral and then York minster, but then joined a troupe of minstrels and toured all over the place … including some of the venues that John himself had gigged in!! So strange the way history seems to repeat itself 8|

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      1. How amazing!! That must have been most extraordinary to find out!

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      2. He was dead chuffed (say with Scouse accent 😉 )

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  6. great tale. Probably today though the burgler would have sued for being injured when he was hit over the head

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  7. What a brilliant thing to find out, it can be really interesting.
    I bet your hub is having lots of fun!

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    1. He certainly is :yes: he’s taken out a month’s subscription to something or other to help you trace your ancestors … so is doing hours and hours of research every day while the sub is still active!!

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  8. You won’t have to exorcize the ancestor by the sounds of things.

    😉

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    1. Wonder what happened to his medal ??

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      1. That might be traceable.

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      2. If they are still in the possession of the family then they would belong to Hub’s paternal line.

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  9. Great Tale…….I thoroughly enjoyed all the ‘fishy talk’…..;) Hugs! xxx

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    1. :)) hugs right back!

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  10. What a smashing ‘fishy tale’ :yes:

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    1. ha ha ha – probably more effective than being slapped round the face with a wet fish …

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      1. I bet he got battered!!!!! :>>

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      2. Picked the bones clean :yes:

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      3. Now you’re codding me! 🙄

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      4. :no: not really … just practising my scales :>>

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      5. Have you FIN-ished yet???? :>>

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      6. Think I’m tailing off … :**:

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      7. That’s ok then :yes: … I thought I was getting hard of herring :lalala:

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      8. I’ve had a whale of a time …

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      9. What? ….. Spouting again!!!! :>>

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      10. Hang on a min … I can’t find my kipper tie … :??:

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      11. Better get your skates on then!!! :yes:

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      12. Can’t remember how the tuna goes … :??:

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      13. So long as you don’t don those fish nets!!!! :no:

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      14. You’re just clinging on like a limpet |-|

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      15. I’m simply flexing my mussels!!! :>>

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      16. I’m off to my plaice now :wave: :))

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      17. Ah ….. I bet that’s just a red herring!!! :yes:

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      18. Nope … just needing a little bit of the piece of cod that passeth understanding :crazy:

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      19. :)) :)) :)) You’re a dab hand at this!!! :yes:

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      20. Now it’s Christmas I hope you don’t fall for the wiles of a loan shark :no:

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      21. Do you think I’m ray-ving mad??? :crazy:

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      22. 8| Of COURSE not … 8| Let’s settle down for a nice game of hakes and lobsters. Have you got the dace?

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      23. On yer pike 🙄 but before you scampi off remember to remove those high eels!!! :yes:

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      24. I’ve got some whaleingtons in the gar … 🙄

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      25. Do you leave them in a tide roe next to your skates?

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      26. Can you give me a bream from your torch? Yeaugh – knew something smelt in here! |-|

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      27. You need to see an ear, nose and throat sturgeon!!!! :yes:

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      28. That would be brill :yes:

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      29. I’m beginning to flounder now! 🙄

        And I bet we’ve fallen off the page too!!!!!!

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      30. I think we’re about to fall off our perch too 😦

        :wave: :))

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      31. As long as we retain our sense of porpoise as we are dab hands at this! :yes:

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      32. I’m off for a drink with John Dory. Clamming??? 😉

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      33. No thanks I’m feeling rather bloatered 😦

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      34. 😦 OK I’ll go sole then. Au caviar!! :wave:

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      35. This will be salmon chanted evening :lalala:

        I really must try and stop whiting now! :yes:

        :wave:

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