Yes, it’s now 7 days so the bandage is off! The tiny stitches are still there but I am assured they will dissolve.
Madame Thumb is now convinced she has lost weight. She is attired in a fetching tight-fitting red number and is twirling and pirouetting before the (sparkling clean) mirror despite my heavy hints that her bum DOES look big in it :yes:
Undeterred, she is now sashaying up and down thinking she’s some kind of supermodel, determined to collect compliments. As if. :**:
I have pointed out that although she’s had cosmetic surgery the doctor removed a chunk from her BRAIN not her hips.
Mind you, that would be difficult. He wouldn’t have been able to find it :crazy:
She is on her way to joining the Working Class asap. She has been warned.
(image from http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/2007/05/win_kate_moss_f.html )