… Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
Because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% …
12% on Monday
40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday …
And help me to remember when I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up …
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile …
but using more muscles burns more calories.
(copyright Annie Tempest)
Sent this to Eldest Daughter this week who is gnashing her teeth over school politics.