One of the joys of living in this neighbourhood is that our drive gets used as a public convenience. There’s a high holly hedge along one side that gives a bit of privacy from the road and this is clearly considered a good thing by those with weak bladders or who just didn’t ‘go’ before they came out.
Hub has caught people at it on occasion (always men, of course, so I am visited with a strong desire to catch them in flagrante and give them a shove into the holly … :>) but this has not put anybody off, needless to say. We keep the gates at the bottom of the drive closed most of the time, but it is a right nuisance, especially if we are getting the car out several times a day.
Yesterday, however, hub arrived clutching a poly bag. Inside was all sorts of delicious fresh fruit, including grapes and quite expensive things like kumquats.
He had found it on the drive. Obviously, somebody had put it down to do their business then failed to remember it afterwards!
Serve him right. Said in the greatest charity. Of course. :>>